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Each member of the mucilage recieves one large bag two days prior to the next match...

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but it was in vain to No. 188, 1959 and Trendware AccuSync's "Eight Dollars and a Mess".

Knowing he would recieve a jigumental trump in response to his "invite the Polynesian stranger to shoot" move, Amoxicillin prepared a basic Royal Protection Circle...

Amoxicillin threw a surprise attack with a classic "Pen 15" self-infliction rebound combo.

Starting as a simple round of ChessGammon the situation turned to Ultimate ChessGammon with the strategic placement of a Sprite can. After applying Cooler Ranch Doritos, Salt, Cigarettes, Cell Phones, Books, and constantly putting variations on the throwing of the BackGammon piece (the shooter), the situation soon changed. It wasn't until after purchasing extra visceral board enhancers from 7-11 (recieving such respones as, "Is this for that weird fucking game your friend was playing?"), pouring water all over oneself, eating chocolate and Tabasco Sauce simultaneously (responding, "Go fish"), inviting residents from the apartment complex across the street to throw the shooter, and decorating one of the player's cars in fattening food products did the round turn into one of the most intense Ultimate ChessGammon showdowns of all time. Here is the final result of the board after the round.

n. A Game Played on a "SPECIAL" Board

Ingredients utilized at the November 7-8 pre-season showdown:

chess board, backgammon board, standard chess set, Renaissance chess set, 5 backgammon pieces, 3 cups of coffee, 2 cell phones, 4 cups of water, can of Sprite, bag of Cooler Ranch Doritos, Skor bar, Whatchamacallit bar, 2 paper towels, 3 red plastic stirrers, houseplant leaf, Run Like Health 5K advertisement, pack of Lucky Strike cigarettes, pack of Camel Lights, 2 lighters, 2 dogeared books, 2 Catalyst magazines, pepper shaker, Tabasco sauce, sugar, pile of discarded mail advertisements, candy machine, handful of peanut M&Ms, tip jar, Eric's shirt, Polynesian resident from across street, 7-11, stump table, 2 playing cards, loaf of Wonder bread, 2 Fat Boy icecream sandwiches, package of Hostess Cupcakes, 2 bags Mini Marshmallows, 2 packets of Mayonnaise, 1994 Mazda MX6, ballpoint pen

The Players or, in ChessGammon speak, the Mucilage.